Dear Slow People! Hurry the fuck up! Get on the fucking bus. Get off the bus. Get up before your stop and head for the door. The drivers in Portland are ridiculously polite compared to any other city, and it's part of why the busses are ALWAYS FUCKING LATE. If you assholes would hop on and grab a railing (it's what they're there for) I might make it to work on time, just once.
Slow, Whiny Bus Passengers
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