I suspect that the recent disappearance of a particularly angry New Columnist is due to some douche canoe at Marvel whining about trademark infringement. Mercury, who silenced a scribe willing to share his heartfelt & innermost feelings? Was it a puny human Marvel lawyer? It was my favorite column. Perhaps this fine wordsmith could write under an alias. I have some suggestions:
Halk – he’s purple & not so much angry, just very furious
Bulk – he’s blue & clinically depressed but still very angry
Mort – he’s green & angry but his name is Mort so STFU Marvel.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: Don’t worry, Hulk shall return! (Though we do love “Mort.”)]
Have we forgotten so soon about the Infraggable Crunk? From the Justice Friends?
This post is pure genius.
What is a douche canoe? i know what a douche is. i know what a canoe is. What appears in my head is a bunch of sperm critters rowing furiously against the douche tsunami. In some sort of electric sperm canoe. Am i correct? If so, how is that an insult? Because i would love to have an electric sperm canoe to fight against the soon-to-be apocalypse!