There's a Ton of Dull White Ennui, Though!
Yeah, ok, fine...it's not called Cooper's Coffee anymore. You've changed the name. But guess what? It still says Cooper's Coffee in BIG FUCKING LETTERS on the outside of the building and on all your sun umbrellas. So fuck your little attitude, coffee person : "it's not called Cooper's anymore, *sigh*, *eye roll*, *stupid look*. There is nothing but world of mouth to indicate the name change, assholes.
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