Dear "bar owner",
Why would you put up signs at two different locations in town, complete with professionally printed signs, and yet not open them for two frickin years and counting? "Coming soon" should not mean 2 years! I know you've got the chairs, the tables, the bar all in place...How hard can it be to staff that thing up and serve us some goddamn beer? Yeah, yeah, it's your property and leaving it shuttered is your decision, but good christ, you're sitting on a goldmine while tormenting us with the unfulfilled promise of a decent hangout. Open it up or sell it to someone who will.
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