Dear “bar owner”,
Why would you put up signs at two different locations in town, complete with professionally printed signs, and yet not open them for two frickin years and counting? “Coming soon” should not mean 2 years! I know you’ve got the chairs, the tables, the bar all in place…How hard can it be to staff that thing up and serve us some goddamn beer? Yeah, yeah, it’s your property and leaving it shuttered is your decision, but good christ, you’re sitting on a goldmine while tormenting us with the unfulfilled promise of a decent hangout. Open it up or sell it to someone who will.
Goddamnit We’re Thirsty
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Open your mouth under the Burnside Bridge.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
A new bar’s opening is delayed? I’m guessing the OLCC might have more to do with it than the owner.
Are you writing this about the Saratoga on N Interstate?
Wow dude they got the chairs and tables in place? That’s always the most difficult thing
It’s a time-based art project, and non-admission is free!
Gawd! I need a new bar to get drunk in RIGHT NOW!! I’ve gotten drunk in these other bars sooo many times. Why can’t I get drunk in that building over there, immediately?
This has got to be the sizzle pie
I’m sorry, are you implying there is a bar shortage in Portland? Time to go to AA.
Last I heard about Sizzle Pie, they were delayed because of permits.