Dearest Burnside,
Thank you for being completely empty for me early Saturday morning. I was elated to see that getting up at 7am paid off in full. We’ve all played THPS before and let me tell you world, having that level to yourself is a dream come true! This goes doubly in real life. I was able to trip on a whipple dip and crete shred with no worries! Also, I enjoyed casually smoking a J there, and to whomever found the other half, you’re welcome and hopefully, you earned it.
All the best,
Gary Internet

Sorry, I don’t grok your patois.
Google Translate didn’t help.
Gary, two words for you: LOCALS ONLY
This sounds like one of the shitty Tony Hawk games that were actually about Bam Margera.
I understood the part about the “J”…I think.
I like this guy. he seems like good times. Doesn’t give a shit, wants to be left alone, being awesome. Good on you, I,A.
wow you guys are haters… especially the locals only dude..where you from? IA keep rockin!
What’s THPS?
^Tony Hawk Pro Skater. vidja games.
It was featured in the first Tony Hawk game, for N64 / PlayStation or whatever. It was level 1, I think, so practically everyone’s played it.
DISCLAIMER for all you thin-skinned manchildren: I don’t skate, but I do look out the office window sometimes and watch the skater bois try to teach their teenage girlfriends how to skate. It’s terribly precious every time one nearly gets creamed chasing a runway board into traffic on Grand.
Also, a treat to see evolution in action!
I had that video game! Good times. This I,A get’s a thumb’s up from me.
Oh, you skateboard. That’s nice