Dearest Burnside,

Thank you for being completely empty for me early Saturday morning. I was elated to see that getting up at 7am paid off in full. We’ve all played THPS before and let me tell you world, having that level to yourself is a dream come true! This goes doubly in real life. I was able to trip on a whipple dip and crete shred with no worries! Also, I enjoyed casually smoking a J there, and to whomever found the other half, you’re welcome and hopefully, you earned it.

All the best,

Gary Internet

12 replies on “Thanks Burnside”

  1. It was featured in the first Tony Hawk game, for N64 / PlayStation or whatever. It was level 1, I think, so practically everyone’s played it.

    DISCLAIMER for all you thin-skinned manchildren: I don’t skate, but I do look out the office window sometimes and watch the skater bois try to teach their teenage girlfriends how to skate. It’s terribly precious every time one nearly gets creamed chasing a runway board into traffic on Grand.

    Also, a treat to see evolution in action!

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