Yeah, whine a bunch about the new "corporate" name of the venue while you chug $12 Bud Lights and wear the official NBA-licensed apparel of a major league sports team owned by a billionaire corporatist.
The Blazers aren't yours and neither are the Timbers, the Winterhawks, the Hops or any other big name sports team.
Worse yet, when you're not following your favorite sports corporation, you're prattling on about the "indie ethic" and "DIY culture". If you practiced what you preached, you'd be enthusiastically watching pick-up games at the park, not pseudo-post-ironcally pining for a Blazers championship that happened a full half decade before you were born.
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