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Uh…I’m pretty sure most people get naked in the locker room of a gym. That’s why there are showers, for when you’re stinky and sweaty. It’s perfectly normal.
And if someone is going to the gym they are probably trying to improve their body, so maybe you shouldn’t stare at other people you creepy judgey bitch.
Hang ups much? Watch out or this person will Rahm Emanuel your ass!
New to Portland? You don’t say…
WE DON’T CARE ABOUT NUDITY IN GYM LOCKER ROOMS BC WHO THE F*CK CARES ABOUT NUDITY IN A GYM LOCKER ROOM, IT’S JUST A HUMAN BODY, NO ONE IS DISGUSTING, PORTLANDERS KNOW THIS.
Also, you could try not gawking at a stranger’s junk.
Sounds like IA gets a woody in the locker room and he’s afraid that others may notice. This sounds like the rant of a typical closet case homosexual who probably partakes in homophobic behavior.
Here is a suggestion. Next time someone shows their junk in the locker room, get on your knees and suck it. You might like it.
OP has a small dick.
Every new resident of Portland should be encouraged to lie on their back under a glass coffee table while we all take turns sitting on it. (We can bring them a casserole, too.)
Can’t wait for this Anon to visually participate in Portland’s naked bike ride next year. You’re really going to fall in love with Portland that day.
What? You never had PE or played a sport in high school and had to shower after? Either you’re normally a stinky fucker, or you’re from Salt Lake.
The correct expression is “buck nekkid”, you knuckle-dragging country fuck.
I guess Anon is either a “never-nude” or the type of guy who takes a shower at the gym in swim trunks…
Anon is still trying to figure out how to take a shower at the gym without getting his magic Mormon Sex Undies wet and/or in a twist.
Show me your weenis!
Jesus, who are all these people with no conscious control of their eyes?
If you don’t want to see naked people, you should learn to look away when a person starts to undress. For fuck’s sake.
New to Portland, eh? Then you’ll definitely want to avoid my gym, where you’ll routinely find this older dude shaving his nut sack in front of the sink/mirror in the locker room. Not kidding. Do I faint in horror? No, it’s fucking Portland for chrissakes. Old-guy-shaving-his-chode-at-the-gym is one of my favorite stories to tell friends and family over beers and BBQ.