i was in a long relationship,untill he broke it of i was hurt at first because he was well my first. he told me to move on so i did but now hes stalking me . he stole my house key,and my school ID.ive cought him several times in the act of sneacking around my house and following me. i know he took the key and stuff because i went over to his house to return his clothes and ect. when i found them,he smokes weed witch was always normale but noe hes doing something else and hes getting really creepy with the stalking thing. he came over one day after i caught him spying on me through the fence of my ally. he told my mom he wasnt over me and that he wanted to talk to me but i had left imideatly.Am i beaing to paranoid? i dont think so. and didnt he tell me to move on ? what should i do?

22 replies on “Am I Paranoid? No!”

  1. The dude is definitely stalking you. The best thing you can do is get a restraining order against and stay in school. Judging by the number of spelling and grammatical errors, you’d be well served by some additional schooling.

  4. He’s a creep. Tell him you don’t want anymore contact, and if he continues popping up, even one more time, get the police involved. It may seem flattering that he’s obsessed, but it’s more about his loser headspace than anything else.

    Also, buckle down in school and maybe find some books to immerse yourself in.

  6. Great example of our outstanding education system, folks! Let me guess, you’re also fat & your Mommy shops at Walmart? Gresham dweller? Pregnant yet? God Bless America!

  9. I’m just surprised, and frankly delighted, that kids these days can log on and post here, let alone fucking compose a multi-sentence paragraph, let alone have it make some sort of sense. Don’t let these grammar/punctuation nazis get to you.

    Good job! A++++ Would read/Pay my taxes into the school system again!

  12. “he smokes weed witch was always normale”
    (That witch Normale weed, is better than the witch Nor-female weed, apparently)
    He obviously gets the good stuff! Stop scraping his pipe, and get to class jackass. It’s the only way you’re getting off food stamps.

  16. 1. Make a cardboard cutout of yourself and leave it in your window at night with the light on.

    2. Go hide in your alley behind some trash cans by the hole in the fence.

    3. When he comes to creepily watch you undress at night you sneak up behind him and jab him in the neck vein with a tranquilizer dart full of Azaperone (probably need to steal this from the zoo).

    4. Quickly zip tie his hands and feet together while he is immobilized.

    5. Take him to a vacant seedy motel room that you have rented in a false name at one of the numerous meth infested crack hotels on 82nd. You should have pre-filled the bathtub at this location with ice.

    6. Deposit his limp carcass into the ice. Apply more Azaperone if he has already become “squirmy”.

    7. Now you may surgically remove whatever organs have the highest value with a sterilized box cutter, some scissors, and a staple gun. Make sure you wear latex gloves, a surgical mask, and a disposable jumpsuit, and a tight fitting hat to avoid leaving incriminating evidence.

    8. Make sure you quickly deposit the freshly harvested organs into a separate coooler full of ice. Probably a good idea to bag them in turkey baster bags.

    9. Sell the organs on Craigslist. Look out for crooks with counterfeit money, they’ve been buying a lot of shit in Oregon lately.

    10. Make sure you call 911 to report his location after 2-4 hours as you don’t want him to expire or he will never learn his lesson.

    11. Use some of the proceeds from the sale of the organs to invest in the “Hooked On Phonics” learning series.

  21. Sounds like you’re being stalked and you need to do something about it before it escalates into something far, far worse.

    And @JRRTrollkien, again…..it sounds like you’ve done something like this previously. I arch an eyebrow in suspicion.

  22. look i’m sorry for all my spelling mistakes i tend to make them when i type to fast. so all these unnecessary mean comments need to stop, I’m only 15 i’m bound to make mistakes but is it really OK to criticize me for it? i don’t have anything of his so there’s no reason for him to keep coming back. i have no desire to fix things with him he cheated on me through out our relationship and cried and begged me for forgiveness. he then broke up with me on Our 1 year anniversary saying he wanted to break up so he could go fuck around , and if things didn’t go his way he wanted me as a back up plan. so no i’m not getting back with him and i’m seriously tempted to get a restraining order against him. I’ve moved on and he hasn’t. his constant stalking is getting ridiculous . him smoking weed was normal because he was doing that before i ever met him, but now he on something much more serious.

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