Every time I do cocaine at home alone, I have to masturbate. It’s this insatiable urge I get when that euphoric feeling hits me, but it’s only when I’m alone. More than that, I tend to feel the need to stick my fingers in my ass. I know that’s weird, and trust me, I had a hard time accepting it as my behavior. I never cum (I can’t on coke), but I’ll lay in bed (on my side) and masturbate with my fingers in my ass. I hope I never OD in this position, because that would be humiliating. Anyway, the reason why I’m writing this is to see if there are any other freaks out there like me? I’m sure most of you have done, or still do, some pretty freaky shit, right? Right. I don’t want to feel like a dirty person, but I do…and I’m not sure if that feeling is warranted. I guess I should just stop doing coke by myself. I guess…
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Nobody else does this, you’re just a freak.
Only at home? I think I saw you do all this on the number 4 bus once.
If you’re a dude, very weird.
If you’re a chick, very hot. Also, if you wanna share some of that coke, you can put a few fingers up my butt and tell which version you prefer.
Did anyone ever watch that show “Carnival(le?)”? That was a “freaky-shit” show. Especially reeeeally high.
Did Adam Corolla write this?
There are worse ways to go.
Rock on, anon – you’re as normal as anyone else.
When I used to do coke all the time, this would happen to me too. Not the butt stuff, but definitely the jerking off. I even had a DVD changer so I could load up 5 discs of porn and do an 8-ball by myself.
I don’t miss it.
Who does coke alone?
Ugh! I know you like to push the envelope Mercury, but this post is disgusting along with some of the replies. Nobody wants to read about this! I thought this was supposed to be a rant column, not a blog that belongs on some deviant porno site.
Don’t do it alone! Next time invite a gerbal, roll it in coke, stick a paper towel tube up your ass and let it run on in!