GOOD MORNING, BLOGTOWN! Boys, say you got a girl? Yes true, you got a man. But the party ain't gonna stop, so lets make it hot hot! LET'S GO TO PRESS.

ICYMI, our intrepid reporter Doug Brown attended (AND PARTICIPATED IN) the "Wiccans for Bernie Sanders" event this weekend. Don't miss his photo-filled report!

Oregon has an upsurge of brand new voters—but will they get their ballots in by 8pm tomorrow (Tuesday the 17th)? GET YOUR BALLOTS IN BY TOMORROW (TUESDAY THE 17TH!) And if you're just filling yours out now and need some guidance, don't miss our endorsement guide and voter's cheat sheet.


Meanwhile voters in Grant and Klamath counties are voting whether to catch up with the rest of us and lift their old-timey pot bans.

The Timbers get a frustrating 2-1 loss to New York City FC, their third in a row. Our Abe Asher has the sad recap.

President Obama delivers a strong commencement speech at Rutgers yesterday, telling students that "ignorance is not a virtue." Hmmmm... wonder who he was talking about?

(Ahem.) Donald Trump has flat-out admitted that his relationship with Britain's prime minister stinks, and he's not all that keen to improve it.

And according to this lengthy story in the New York Times, Donald Trump has a very sketchy past in dealing with women. Surprise, surprise, oh will the endless surprises ever cease?

And yet, the GOP is STUCK—and feel they are forced to live with this shitty, shitty person as the chief representative of their party. (Heeeeeee heeeeee.)

This means fucking hypocrites (like those on the religious right) are being forced to eat their hypocritical words, and turn their support to Trump—like the fucking hypocrites they are, and have always been.

Meanwhile Hillary Clinton is working her ass off to appeal to a group who generally dislikes her most: working-class white men.

The CIA's internal affairs division has admitted it may have accidentally destroyed the only copy of a gigantic Senate torture report. Whoopsy!

The Supreme Court punts on a case involving birth control, faith-based groups, and the Obama administration.

Global temps in April hit their highest ever (at least as long as we've been recording them), which means we could be looking at a very hot year indeed.

Tempers boiled over at yesterday's Texas/Toronto game leading to a... BASEBALL FIGHT! BASEBALL FIGHT! BASEBALL FIGHT!

Thumbs up to the first man in the US to successfully undergo a penis transplant, after losing his member to cancer.

The always outspoken Susan Sarandon speaks out again, this time slamming Woody Allen, saying, "He sexually assaulted a child."

Now let's check the WEATHER outside: Cloudy with sprinkles this morning and a high of 64, but warming up starting tomorrow!

And finally, I will use this amazing softball play as inspiration for how I will approach Monday.