Dear Vintage Store:
Your mannequin has been wearing the same clothes for nearly a year and she is tired of it! Her legs are stiff and that bright orange hat won’t keep her from getting hurt while hunting. She is a mannequin, she can’t hunt. Not because of her impairments, but because of her morals.
She wants a new outfit, a new reason to live with that pouty face.
Shh! Don’t call it that!
americanwomannequins.com
“Her legs are stiff…”
She’s making *you* stiff too, isn’t she?
Who says she cant hunt haven’t you seen the movie where the guy from big gets closed in da mall and he sees a Mannequin who comes to life and later becomes his Dominatrix? I don’t know where people get their drugs nowadays…Mannequins don’t hunt…
At least she could put down the Patagonia tote. Her shoulder must be killing her.
Mannequins? What about womennaquins? I mean, I’m a straight guy so….
Starting to wonder why half these submissions appear to be from people who either need or abuse meds or are just weird as fuck. Who knows, but it would make a good documentary