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Re: “The Worst Four Sodas at the New Rocket Fizz Downtown

You are far braver than I. I tried their Rocket Fizz brand watermelon soda and it was awful. Just awful. It tasted a bit like chlorine and nothing like watermelon. I think I'll stick with the more reputable brands from now on.

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by crookedfinger on 06/06/2013 at 10:37 AM

Re: “Penis truck on Marine Drive

Next time, make sure you drive UNDER the speed limit just to piss them off even more. It's a lot of fun!

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Posted by crookedfinger on 05/20/2013 at 3:42 PM

Re: “SL Letter of the Day: Mr. Wonderful

Ooh, he sounds like a real catch! Where can I get a boyfriend like that?

Posted by crookedfinger on 05/03/2013 at 10:45 AM

Re: “Chivalry Isn't Dead - It's Obnoxious

I feel your pain, lady. It's not politeness if it forces someone to walk faster than they wanted to and/or rub against your body to get by.

Here's a handy guide for all of the guys getting offended by this I,A:

Person is less than 10 feet behind you OR is a little farther than that and is obviously going to have issues opening the door themselves = YES, holding the door open is polite and good. Person is across a parking lot and shows no signs of being unable to open a door herself = NO, you're making an awkward and unnecessary gesture that is going to annoy the person.

6 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by crookedfinger on 04/22/2013 at 10:43 AM

Re: “I. Have. Cancer.

Whoa... something worth reading in I,Anon... Is it time for the Apocalypse already?

13 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by crookedfinger on 04/22/2013 at 10:21 AM

Re: “Oh Shit....

Happens to all of us at some point. Don't stay mortified for TOO long.

8 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by crookedfinger on 04/17/2013 at 10:40 AM

Re: “Please, Stop Posting and Talking

What a whiner. Figure out how to block people and/or their posts if you don't want to see them. It's not that difficult.

9 likes, 0 dislikes
Posted by crookedfinger on 03/21/2013 at 3:53 PM

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