Wm. Steven Humphrey 
Member since Jun 27, 2008

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{Warning the following entry may be riddled with errors.] WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY blazed across movie screens with charisma and lightning speed, introducing martial arts to… More »

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang.

Updated on July 1, 2008 at 10:48 AM

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Re: “Clyde's Prime Rib

I love me some Clyde's! The food is surprisingly good, the bands are fun, and the dance floor is smokin'. Totally a hidden Portland treasure.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 06/27/2008 at 10:32 AM

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Re: “Gloaters Gonna Gloat

@ pork chop

I'm pretty sure you're wrong about that. Nice thought, though!

5 likes, 3 dislikes
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/22/2013 at 2:01 PM

Re: “Birth of a Killer Tornado

Not to make light (but I suppose I am), he should've provided a soundtrack. If you were filming this, what music would you use in the background? (Don't say Yakkety Sax!)

1 like, 1 dislike
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/21/2013 at 1:41 PM

Re: “This Week in Sex

Thanks for the heads up, commenters (and Eric D.)! That was a dumbass move on our part, and I apologize for that! FIXED!

0 likes, 1 dislike
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/15/2013 at 2:29 PM

Re: “20 Phrases to Write on Your Anti-Fluoride Sign

"Slurping down fluoride is the primary cause of strokes! Need proof? Just look at The Showstopper!"

3 likes, 10 dislikes
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/09/2013 at 8:32 PM

Re: “Today in Chumming the Anti-Fluoridated Waters...

@ Drunk & Write
I don't know about you guys, but today I'm gonna add some thong to my water. HOLLA!!

3 likes, 7 dislikes
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/06/2013 at 3:05 PM

Re: “"The Funniest Four Minutes of Fluoride Fun That You May Ever Know."

@sethwooley

Frankly the only money we're making off this situation is from anti-fluoride people who are making our web hits go off the charts. We (and Google ads) thank you.

11 likes, 8 dislikes
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/02/2013 at 2:54 PM

Re: “Keep Your Fluoridation Chemicals Out Of My Water Chemicals

Racist? You might want to check the mirror before you lob that term. (Especially the mirror that says, "Objects are closer than they appear.")

8 likes, 9 dislikes
Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on 05/02/2013 at 11:00 AM

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