Wm. Steven Humphrey 
Member since Jun 27, 2008

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{Warning the following entry may be riddled with errors.] WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY blazed across movie screens with charisma and lightning speed, introducing martial arts to… More »

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang.

Updated on July 1, 2008 at 10:48 AM

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Re: “Clyde's Prime Rib

I love me some Clyde's! The food is surprisingly good, the bands are fun, and the dance floor is smokin'. Totally a hidden Portland treasure.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on June 27, 2008 at 10:32 AM

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Re: “Zach Galifianakis vs. Conan O'Brien and Two Ferns... WHO YA GOT?!?

Dear Jew:
You told Ezra, not me. And before you say another word, the answer is "NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER."

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 18, 2009 at 4:24 PM

Re: “The Future of PDX Media: Of Ethics & 'Randyland.'

Umm… can someone please translate what yonyo just said?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 13, 2009 at 5:07 PM

Re: “Matthew Weiner on the Season Finale of Mad Men

Side note: My sister-in-law refuses to watch Mad Men, because of all the sexism, smoking, domestic violence, racism, etc. "Why would I want to watch something that glorifies what I detest?"

Discuss.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 10, 2009 at 1:27 PM

Re: “Four Stomachs And A Funeral

He's not drinking, you guys. I smelled his breath. I think he's just been "Fandango'd"!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 6, 2009 at 3:56 PM

Re: “Bill Bradbury Sets His Big Brother On You

I know! I thought I was writing it, too!

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 6, 2009 at 1:58 PM

Re: “Fandango Can Suck It

Nothing is ever, ever free. Except internet porn. That's free.

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 6, 2009 at 11:43 AM

Re: “Fandango Can Suck It

Yes, but how do you feel about Fandango?

Posted by Wm. Steven Humphrey on November 6, 2009 at 9:57 AM

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