Dolly Parton's 70th Birthday Extravaganza
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God bless country goddess Dolly Parton, who turns 70 years young today, and god bless Church for throwing her a birthday party—complete with DJs spinning Dolly's finest tracks, Dolly karaoke, and a Dolly cover band. (Approximate number of times you're going to hear “Jolene” tonight: 4,000. Approximate number of times you're going to love it: 4,000.) ERIK HENRIKSEN