Portland Lesbian & Gay Film Festival
For more info on the fest, see this week's Film section, My, What a Busy Week!, and plgff.org. Not all films were screened for critics. All films screen at Cinema 21.
And Then Came Lola
A "time-bending, sexy lesbian romp" that rips off is loosely
inspired by Run Lola Run. Preceded by the short film The
Sheep and the Ranch Hand.
Antarctica
In the Mediterranean's "capital of cool," Tel Aviv, we're
introduced, brain-freezingly slowly, to a few fairly interesting gay
men seeking love (or at least their next trick) and a lesbian who
didn't marry her girlfriend because she wants to go to Antarctica.
There are also some alleged alien abductions and various abandoned
subplots. We're also asked to believe an obvious drag queen is
someone's biological mother. Antarctica seems to want to go
many, many places, but one gets the feeling it ends up on the frozen
continent just because it got so terribly, terribly lost. BRAD
BUCKNER
The Big Gay Musical
Yep, it's a big gay musical, about two actors starring in an
off-Broadway musical whose "lives strangely mirror the characters they
are playing."
Clapham Junction
This claustrophobic British drama—about the intersection
between British tabloid views of gayness and the risks inherent to a
gay lifestyle in South London—oozes a frankness unusual from
American filmmakers. The underlying theme, that middle class Brits
think they accept gays "ever since Elton and David," is challenged by
compelling portrayals of "cottaging" by gay men in public toilets, and,
more forcefully, by a consensual sex scene between a 14-year-old boy
and a 30-year-old convicted pedophile. Such relationships are of course
commonplace all over the world, but neither Elton nor The Sun
would ever admit it. Unexpected bonus: A graphic full-frontal shot of
former British soap star Paul Nicholls. My jaw dropped three inches.
MATT DAVIS
Drool
A film that "tackles the themes of racism, domestic abuse, sexism,
and homophobia" and also is advertised as being "the funniest lesbian
movie in years." Funnier than Romy and Michele's High School
Reunion? Yeah, right.
An Englishman in New York
See Film, this issue.
Greek Pete
Blending fiction and truth to startling effect, this low-budget,
documentary-style narrative peeks candidly into the lives of London
rent boys. Refusing to glamorize or malign the profession, Greek Pete focuses on the personal experiences and thoughts
of escorts, who are played by actual sex workers. Most notably there's
Pete, a remarkably disarming young bloke who strives to distance
himself from a poverty-ridden youth—and as he shares his
perspective on his life and work, intimately scrutinizing close-ups
often reveal sadness or doubt beneath the easy positivity he tries to
project. WILL RADIK
Hannah Free
A lesbian romance set in a nursing home!
Hollywood Je T'Aime
After a breakup, Jerome follows his dreams—or perhaps his
delusions—from shades-of-gray Paris to full-color Hollywood.
Without a plan or much in the way of euros, he sleepwalks into the
waking dream that is Hollywood, and befriends a hot, HIV positive
pot-dealer (Chad Allen), a sweet tranny prostitute, and a matronly drag
queen. All are affected by his natural, unassuming sad-eyed charm, by
his—'ow you say eet? Frenchneese? Expect many questions
left unanswered, and no grand statements, but rather a film that
quietly explores the bittersweet, fleeting quality of
interpersonal connections. BRAD BUCKNER
Off and Running
Relying on teenage track star Avery Klein-Cloud to tell her story is
a risk that's mostly rewarded. Born Mycole Antwonisha, Avery was
adopted from a black mother in Texas, and raised by a lesbian Jewish
couple in New York. When she contacts her birth mother, it unleashes a
torrent of emotions—alienation, self-doubt, hating of the
parents—that are typically teenage, but unusually reasonable
here. It's fascinating to peer in on this family, even if at times,
Avery keeps everyone—filmmakers included—at bay. JANE
CARLEN
Out Late
See Film,this issue.
Out of the Blue
See Film,this issue.
Patrik, Age 1.5
See Film,this issue.
Pornography
See Film,this issue.
Shank
An 18-year-old British gang member starts to get boners for other
dudes. Whoopsie!
Sing-Along Hedwig and
the Angry Inch
Yep. Pretty much what it sounds like.
Film Shorts
500 Days of Summer
In the 500 days this film spans, a familiar arc is described: Tom
(Joseph Gordon-Levitt) and Summer (Zooey Deschanel) date; Tom gets too
attached; Summer breaks it off; and Tom lapses into the sort of
melodramatic, self-pitying behavior that seems utterly ridiculous when
engaged in by anyone but oneself. But wait. Problem: Breakups
are depressing, and Gordon-Levitt and Deschanel are far too adorable to
squander on melodrama. So first-time director Marc Webb skirts the
bummer factor by shuffling his story's chronology, splicing together
out-of-order scenes from their relationship to chart its dissolution.
Other gags further cushion the film's potential emotional impact:
There's split-screen, a totally superfluous narrator, a musical number,
and, as always, Deschanel's inability to register emotional
depth—all of which collude to render a gut-ripping breakup as
mild indie entertainment. ALISON HALLETT
Various
Theaters.
Beetlejuice
"I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, and it keeps getting
funnier every single time I see it." Bagdad Theater.
Bus Riders Union
The debut film in the PSU Progressive Student Union's thrilling "Kabul
to Kandahar Antiwar Progressive Fall Film Fest"! Laughing Horse
Books.
Capitalism: A Love Story
See review. Various Theaters.
Cloudy
with a Chance
of Meatballs
Calm down. No one's raping your childhood. In fact, the creative team
behind Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs has the utmost respect
for the children's book you loved as a kid. You'll find nods to the
original in their beautiful, imaginative adaptation, even as the source
material is transformed into something wholly unexpected and new. Bruce
Campbell, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg, Anna Farris, Neil Patrick Harris,
Mr. T, and more lend their voices here, and they're just as funny as
you want them to be. The movie's sophisticated, fast-paced humor owes
more to The Muppet Show and Arrested Development than to
most of its CG contemporaries, and the whole thing's so offbeat and
original that it makes even Pixar look conventional. ALISON HALLETT
Various Theaters.
An Evening with Bill Morrison
New York filmmaker Bill Morrison introduces and discusses some of his
works. More info: nwfilm.org.
Northwest Film Center's Whitsell Auditorium.
Expo: Magic of the White City
Mark Bussier's 2005 documentary on the 1893 World's Fair in Chicago,
which featured exhibits by Nikola Tesla and Thomas Edison. Narrated by
Gene Wilder. AIA Portland.
Extract
In Extract, the new film from Office Space director Mike
Judge, Ben Affleck has a terrible beard. I mean, really terrible. It's
the kind of beard one usually sees in a community theater production of
Chekhov, or perhaps glued to the chin of a fourth grader pretending to
be Abraham Lincoln. However, fans of Affleck will be pleased to know
that—despite his terrible, awful beard (and it really is quite
distressingly flawed)—he steals the show, which is a feat
considering he plays opposite a stellar cast that includes Jason
Bateman, Kristen Wiig, J.K. Simmons, and the heartbreakingly gorgeous
(and boner-inducing) Mila Kunis. It's too bad he's a secondary
character. WM. STEVEN HUMPHREY Cinemagic, St. Johns Twin
Cinema and Pub.
Fame
Some remakes stand on their own, reinventing, expanding, and
occasionally surpassing their source material. Fame is not one
of those remakes. ALISON HALLETT Various Theaters.
Flame
and Citron
Flame and Citron were members of the Danish Resistance—which is a
polite way of saying that they were assassins, executing Nazi
propagandists and collaborators, and sabotaging the efforts of the Nazi
forces that occupied Denmark after 1940. "I forgot that we're not
killing people, but Nazis," Flame (Thure Lindhardt) says at one point,
explaining why he found himself unable to shoot a woman. (The next time
he experiences qualms about killing a lady, he resolves them by
covering her face with his hand before he shoots her.) Though
writer/director Ole Christian Madsen lurches into moralizing territory
at times (the phrase "I was just following orders" is never uttered,
but it might as well be), the film's emphasis is largely on Flame and
Citron's struggle to kill bad guys while staying one step ahead of
their enemies—and as tension ratchets toward its inevitable
conclusion, Flame and Citron proves an effectively action-packed
espionage joint. ALISON HALLETT Hollywood Theatre.
Food,
Inc.
By far the most impressive in a rash of documentaries addressing food
industry corruption in America. MARJORIE SKINNER Mission
Theater.
Get Pixelated
An evening of lo-fi TV rarities that pay tribute to Michael Jackson.
Pix Patisserie (North).
Ghost
World
"I'm taking a remedial high school art class for fuck-ups and retards."
The Press Club.
Grindhouse Film Festival: Alligator & Chained Heat
Now this is a hell of a thing: First there's 1980's creature feature
Alligator, written by John Sayles and starring Robert Forster
(who is badass, AS ALWAYS) as a cop who hunts down a giant man-eating
gator in Chicago. As if that wouldn't be enough on its own, it's
followed by 1983's Chained Heat, in which Linda Blair plays an
inmate at a women's prison "filled with violence, drugs, and
lesbianism"! Clinton Street Theater.
The H.P. Lovecraft Film Festival
The annual convergence of all things betentacled and gothic. This
year's features include The Mist, Relic of Cthulhu,
Beyond the Dunwich Horror, and more. More info: hplfilmfestival.com. Hollywood
Theatre.
The Hangover
If one good thing comes out of The Hangover, it'll be turning
comedians Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms into viable movie stars.
They're both very funny guys, and here they do their best with a
not-particularly-good script from the screenwriters of Ghosts of
Girlfriends Past and Four Christmases. The problem with
The Hangover is that it peaks too soon; early on, it succumbs to
over-the-top ridiculousness, then keeps trying to top itself. About
halfway through, it becomes repetitive, and then it just slides into
monotony. NED LANNAMANN Various Theaters.
How Is Your Fish Today?
A film about a mopey screenwriter who "generally plods through life,
trusty cigarette in hand" and "obsessively rewrites a rejected script
he cannot seem to forget." Soo... yeah. Screens as part of the
Northwest Film Center's "Lens on China" series. Northwest Film
Center's Whitsell Auditorium.
The
Informant!
Based on a true story, the hilarious The Informant! is one of
director Steven Soderbergh's best films—and considering the
dude's other work (Traffic, Che, Ocean's Eleven,
The Limey, Out of Sight, Erin Brockovich), that's
saying a hell of a lot. ERIK HENRIKSEN Various Theaters.
Inglourious Basterds
Overall, this is a hell of a picture, and parts of it are as great, if
not better, than anything else Quentin Tarantino's done.
Basterds' opening sequence is a nerve-wracking exercise in
tension; throughout, there's a dark humor that'll make you snicker and
clench your teeth; there are killer performances from Brad Pitt and
Christoph Waltz, who plays a particularly vicious Nazi named Colonel
Hans Landa, AKA "The Jew Hunter." (Pitt's character, a charming,
totally fucked-up Tennessean lieutenant named Aldo "The Apache" Raine,
demands his soldiers scalp the Nazis they kill and gleefully carves
swastikas into the foreheads of those he lets live; Landa, meanwhile,
is so terrifyingly funny that he'll go down as one of the best movie
villains in recent memory.) And then there's the rest of
Basterds, which is a sizeable chunk, and which never works quite
as well as the stuff above. ERIK HENRIKSEN Oak Grove 8
Cinemas.
The Invention of Lying
See review. Various Theaters.
Julie & Julia
More or less entirely delightful, Julie & Julia has a pretty
foolproof formula: It's a movie based on a popular book that's based on
a popular blog that, in turn, was inspired by America's most popular
chef. And the master of the chick flick, Nora Ephron, directs
the thing, and Meryl Streep plays Julia Child, and Amy
Adams plays Julie Powell, the New Yorker who decided to blog about
cooking all 524 recipes in Child's Mastering the Art of French
Cooking in a year. Despite the fact that, bewilderingly, not a
single person in the film notes the endless comedic potential of the
oft-repeated phrase "boning a duck," Julie & Julia is still
entertaining, enjoyable, and good-hearted throughout. ERIK HENRIKSEN
Cinemagic.
Late
Night Double Feature
Picture Show
Boxxes' free movie night. This week's Bowie-centric selections:
Labyrinth and The Hunger. Boxxes.
Lord, Save Us From Your Followers
A documentary that "explores the collision of faith and culture in
America." Not screened for critics. Fox Tower 10.
The Loved One
Tony Richardson's 1965 film based on the novel by Evelyn Waugh. Pix
Patisserie (North).
Magnetic Sleep
Puppeteer Jane Geiser is a Guggenheim Fellow and CalArts professor with
a raft of puppet-related awards in her trophy cabinet. Her recent
Magnetic Sleep is a nine-part serial that follows a female
hypnotist on a journey toward an unknown destination, using techniques
ranging from collage animation and performance to hand-painted film and
superimposition. Cinema Project Microcinema.
Moon
The best way to see Duncan Jones' excellent Moon is to go in
blank: no expectations, no preconceptions, and no suspicions. But here
you are, still reading, so I guess you need some convincing. Fine. The
basics: Sam Bell (Sam Rockwell) is stationed, alone, on the Moon.
Nearing the end of his multi-year contract to man a largely automated
mining facility, Sam works as a glorified handyman, wanders the base's
empty hallways, watches videos of his wife and daughter back on Earth
(Dominique McElligott and Kaya Scodelario), and talks with the base's
kinda-sweet, kinda-creepy computer, GERTY (voiced by Kevin Spacey).
Rockwell's Sam is a likeable, blue-collar guy with a lonely, shitty
job, and in Moon's opening scenes, Jones gracefully captures the
guy's weary isolation. You feel for Sam—which makes it all the
more messed up when things, well, start to get all weird. ERIK
HENRIKSEN Hollywood Theatre.
Pandorum
Wha? Another crappy looking horror flick that wasn't shown to critics?
You don't say.... Various Theaters.
Papers
A documentary about young undocumented immigrants in America.
Hollywood Theatre.
Ponyo
A loose retelling of "The Little Mermaid," Ponyo is reportedly
the final film of legendary Japanese animator Hayao Miyazaki. It isn't
quite the masterwork one would hope he'd go out on—there's
nothing quite as amazing here as the stuff in Princess Mononoke,
Spirited Away, or My Neighbor Totoro—but even when
Miyazaki isn't at the top of his game, his stuff's still pretty great,
and anybody watching Ponyo won't be disappointed. ERIK HENRIKSEN
Cinemagic.
Second
Skin
A documentary exploring the virtual relationships that spring up among
the millions of online gamers the world over. It's engrossing stuff,
especially if you've ever flirted with an attractive elf or made small
talk while slaying a pixelated dragon. EARNEST "NEX" CAVALLI
Hollywood Theatre.
Silent
Rage
Chuck Norris vs. Ron Silver! What else could you possibly need to know?
Bagdad Theater.
Surrogates
In the near(ish) future Boston of Surrogates, flesh-and-blood
people spend most of their time in "stim chairs," sleek La-Z-Boys from
which they control robotic avatars. They feel the pleasures of living
vicariously through their android surrogates—called
"surries"—and have to deal with none of the pain. It's a world
where car accidents, muggings, cliff-dives, and plane crashes are
nothing to worry about. A dead surry is as much of an issue as a broken
down car. You buy a new one. It's an amusing sci-fi concept, somehow
combined with a pretty terrible action/crime/drama TV show. If you know
when to pay attention and when to make snarky comments, you might have
a great time. JANE CARLEN Various Theaters.
Toy
Story in Disney Digital 3-D
The mystic portal awaits in the 3D re-release of Pixar's Toy
Story (1995) and Toy Story 2 (1999). Gearing up for Toy
Story 3, which comes out in 2010, this double feature is nonstop
awesome. Crisp and colorful, the films look great, and the 10-minute
intermission is full of new, stinkin' adorable bits of Pixar trivia,
extra scenes, and three-eyed alien zealots (the claw is my master).
Even a theater full of 200 sugar-addled ankle-biters was enthralled for
the entire three hours. COURTNEY FERGUSON Various Theaters.
Umbrella
A documentary about the "telling changes that have taken place in
Chinese society" since the country's program of economic reforms.
Screens as part of the Northwest Film Center's "Lens on China" series,
and for some reason it is not narrated by Rihanna. Northwest Film
Center's Whitsell Auditorium.
Unmade Beds
Alexis Dos Santos' 2008 feature in which a "wide-eyed Spaniard" goes
searching for his father in London, discovering "an underground
polyglot squat filled with colorful free spirits." Huh. Northwest
Film Center's Whitsell Auditorium.
When We Were Kings
1997's documentary about the Rumble in the Jungle between Muhammad Ali
and George Foreman. Fifth Avenue Cinema.
Whip It
See review. Various Theaters.
William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe
A documentary about self-described "radical lawyer" William Kunstler.
Preceded by the 30-minute-long Every War Has Two Losers, a film
which uses the writings of poet William Stafford to "confront
collective beliefs surrounding war." Haydn Reiss, the director of
Every War, in attendance. Screens as part of the Northwest Film
Center's "Human Rights on Film" series. Northwest Film Center's
Whitsell Auditorium.
Yoo-Hoo, Mrs. Goldberg
A documentary about the life of the original Tina Fey, Gertrude Berg,
who wrote, produced, and starred in not only her own radio show but
also the first TV sitcom. Through interviews with family members,
actors, and the odd Supreme Court justice (Ruth Bader Ginsburg!), the
film details Berg's tremendous success, how she made a place for the
Jewish family on the airwaves, and struggled with issues like
anti-communist blacklisting. At times funny, poignant, and endearing,
it's a good look at a strong woman ahead of her time. ALI "THE INTERN"
REINGOLD Fox Tower 10.
Zombieland
See review. Various Theaters.
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