This Friday, December 21, the world will come to an end—or so say the prophecies of the ancient Mayans and their big stone calendar... and who are we to say they're wrong? THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN APOCALYPTIC END, PEOPLE! Are you ready? If not, read the following "Mercury Guide to Surviving the Mayan Apocalypse"... which upon further review isn't very helpful at all. Oh, well! Who's gonna be around to complain, amirite? SAYONARA, SUCKERS!