Photos by Kelly O

FAYGO Drink it, wear it, snort it—don't EVER dis it. Detroit whut?

TITTIES If you're at the Gathering long enough, you WILL eventually show them.

FACES OF THE DARK CARNIVAL Juggalo...

Ninja...

Juggalo...

Ninja...

SATAN!

JUGGALETTES See also "ninjalettes" and "neden holes." These two won the hot-oil wrestling contest.

FOUR DAYS OF CAMPING ICP shirt, check. Hella weed, check. Hair spray, CHECK.

A GIRL'S BROWN EYE? The guys were asking all the girls, "Wanna buy a brown eye?" I didn't want to know.

BAG OF RANDOM DRUGS Plus glow sticks = no sleep.

THE DRUG BRIDGE Open 24 hours. Just like 7-Eleven. Except with weed the size of turkey legs.

THE FOOD Beat dat bitch with a turkey stick! (Or a brick, if she's Tila Tequila.)

TILA A fake Juggalo = a Juggaho

GIRL NINJAS = Ninjalettes

THE SUNBURN Plus the chiggers, ticks, and mosquitoes.

MY FAVORITE NINJA "Don't wanna massage or a brown eye? Wanna sell me your tooth? How 'bout you sell me a tooth?"

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