In case you’ve spent all week in a reasonably-priced sensory deprivation tank and therefore don’t know, tonight is the first debate between Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney and that other guy.
We’re sponsoring a screening of the debate at the Back Stage Bar—doors at 5pm, debate is at 6pm.
I made these special buzzword-bingo cards for the occasion, so you can listen close and win prizes. Obama’s beautiful smile is, of course, a guaranteed space.


What about “Environment” “Education”
That bingo card is missing a “mainstreet/wallstreet”, an “inherited this economy”, a “reach across the aisle”, and “Bush-era tax cut”.
Or just take a drink every time “…since the Great Depression” is said.