Some people can’t stand to hear other people talking. I GET THAT. So here’s the hilarious Gregory Brothers and their songified version of last night’s debate! (Sweet keytar, Candy Crowley!)

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)