Keep your ticket handy: TriMet is bumping up its security team. Since October 2011, TriMet has cracked down on fare-jumpers, issuing six times as many citations as it did in the previous year. Today, the public transit agency announced that it has hired six new fare enforcement officers this week—bringing its total number to 26—and a new K-9 team funded by a federal grant.
Who is on this K-9 team? A black lab named Snoopy and a transit cop named Officer Stoner.
I’m not sure if Boat Cop needs any allies, but if he doesn’t feel like playing Bus Cop, Snoopy ‘n StonerTM will have it on lockdown.
MAYBE BOAT COP NEEDS SOME BUMBLING COMEDY RELIEF, THAT’S WHAT THESE GUYS SEEM LIKE.
Ugh, the MAX is going to be stopped FOREVER if that is a drug dog lol.
Wow! Just in time for Florida v. Harris!
Hey kids: want to have a good time while undermining the ability of authorities to invasively search you or intimidate you with an animal?
Ground up dog treats and cat hair, sprinkle it on TriMet property.
You know i have seen people rolling cigaweeds on the max.
Drug sniffing (or bomb) dogs have no business on transit.
Police state encroaching on citizens lives.
Our disgraceful masters pretending its about ‘our’ safety.
Sickening
“Anti-Terrorist Dogs”
Brought to you by:
Transportation Security Agency – “We promise to delete those naked pictures of you and your kids. Trust us. Now, I need to touch your balls.”
In partnership with:
Department of Homeland Security – “Until the concept of Terrorism surrenders.”
Officer Stoner? What is this, “Super Troopers”. Fucking epic. I can just see all the “heads in Portland freaking out now,lol