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Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Found on My Hard Drive

Posted by Ned Lannamann on Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 3:57 PM

A text document entitled "A list of awesome movie titles," which I have no recollection of writing. I now present it to you, unedited, in its entirety.

• Boat Cop
• Space Dragon Who Solves Crimes
• Time-Travelin' Boat Cop
• A Punch to the Face in the Dark
• Big 2: Larger 'n Life!
• Wise-Crackin' Pterodactyl
• Ninja Dog
• Sabertooth Tiger: The Movie (in 3D)
• Point-of-View Shots of People Going Down Underground Waterslides, Like That One Part in Goonies But for 90 Minutes Straight
• Boat Cop Goes to Busty Summer Camp
• Monkeys Who Travel by Catapult
• Kevin James Gets Hit in the Groin Again
• Bar Fight: The Movie (in 3D)
• Boat Cop vs. A Dinosaur Made Out of Fire

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