FUCK KALE.

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  1. YEAH, WELL YOU MIGHT CHANGE YR STORY WHEN Y’RE HAVIN A QUINTUPLE BYPASS SURGERY SOMEDAY ASSMONKEY! KALE IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AND IT IS DELICIOUSZZZ!!!!

  2. “YEAH, WELL YOU MIGHT CHANGE YR STORY WHEN Y’RE HAVIN A QUINTUPLE BYPASS SURGERY SOMEDAY ASSMONKEY! KALE IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AND IT IS DELICIOUSZZZ!!!!”

    -A fellow human being

  3. I mean, to be fair, this is an entertainment/opinion magazine that you get for free. “Fuck kale” is definitely an opinion. This is good. I’d say it’s up to Willamette Week standards!

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