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Were you actually paid something for that?
Don’t worry, he gets paid by the word.
You’re god damned right I got paid for it.
Not sure why the phrase “the emperor has no kale” comes to mind.
Fuck tha potatoes, comin’ straight from the underground!
Price includes shipping in the USA! wicked broom – my loss your gain!
I concur! Fuck kale indeed! Sorry, bitter excuse for food.
Time for some ghostwriters…
YEAH, WELL YOU MIGHT CHANGE YR STORY WHEN Y’RE HAVIN A QUINTUPLE BYPASS SURGERY SOMEDAY ASSMONKEY! KALE IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AND IT IS DELICIOUSZZZ!!!!
somebody taped up “fuck kale” with ian’s picture at my work & it made me very happy
how long did it take you to write this? 😉
“Why do overweight and obese people hate on us so much?”
-kale and his homies aka vegetables
“YEAH, WELL YOU MIGHT CHANGE YR STORY WHEN Y’RE HAVIN A QUINTUPLE BYPASS SURGERY SOMEDAY ASSMONKEY! KALE IS FUCKING GOOD FOR YOU!!!! AND IT IS DELICIOUSZZZ!!!!”
-A fellow human being
KALE FUCK
I mean, to be fair, this is an entertainment/opinion magazine that you get for free. “Fuck kale” is definitely an opinion. This is good. I’d say it’s up to Willamette Week standards!
Fuck Kale.
SPICY KALE FOR LIFE!
What about Mc Kales navy?
I like kale. Kale tastes good. I like kale. Kale tastes good.