Tonight marks the return of Amy Poehler’s boyfriend… okay, fine!… Nick Kroll’s very funny sketch show The Kroll Show (Comedy Central, 10 pm) which starts its second season. Watch it, because you can bet your bubblegum money that he’ll be revising my favorite sketch—”PubLIZity,” a dead on, and devastating parody of every tedious reality show that Bravo airs. Here’s a classic “PubLIZity” clip from last season called, “Yogurt Water.” FUNNY STUFF!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)