This kind of says it all:

Three children were shot in my neighborhood tonight. As three children hid in a mercado, white portlanders were taking selfies by police tape and protesting the artisanal ice cream shop being shut down.

I have never seen a more glaring example of white privilege, what gentrification does to a community, and how bad portlanders on the whole are terribly narcissistic, awful, downright evil people.

If you were on Alberta and whined about not getting your ice cream tonight while three children bled from gunshot wounds 500 feet from your shitty me generation griping, you deserve nothing less than a pack of wild dogs eating you because that is officially all you are good for. Fuck you and your unborn grandchildren.

Again, that says it all. Got a rant or confession to share with the world? Drop it in the I, Anonymous Blog—where if there’s a wild dog eating you, there’s probably a pretty good reason.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)