Gotta laugh at the sausage-fingered hicks driving around town in jacked 4×4’s that have NEVER left the pavement. How often do you guys have to ask your chain-smoking girlfriends to clean the creases in the fat rolls on the back of your neck? Does getting 6 miles per gallon make a dent in your income as a cleaner of Honeybucket human waste systems? Why is it that all of you look like sweaty shaved apes? These are questions, they need answers damnit!

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