To all you assholes at live concerts who stand at the back of the room and blabber away: hi-five! At least you’re not as bad as the fucktards that stand at the front of the room and do it. Back or front, I just wish you’d all shut the fuck up! Who ever taught you it was okay to talk over live music? You don’t talk over live theater. You don’t talk over poetry readings. God forbid you talk in the movie theater (I fucking hate those people). So why do you talk over the bands that work super hard in this town and barely get paid? Here, I’ll do it for you trolls. “Cause your band sucks brah!” Do you tip the bands you go see? Doubt it? Did you buy an album? Doubt it. Did you spend $20 on drinks and tip the fuck out of the hottie bartender? Definitely. Well then the least you could do is shut your fucking yapper while someone is performing an art that is fundamentally sonic in nature. One that is not suppose to include your obnoxious lame ass voice.
Concert Talkers: STFU!
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Is your band called Heavy Flow?
So yer at a place that serves loudmouth soup and you want folks to pipe down? You need to stick to the opera.
Somebody’s fishing for an iTunes gift card. “Live” means LIVE, dumbass! It means there is a live audience and that includes people with interests in enjoying the liveness of the show that go beyond a pristine sound experience. I’m guessing you were trying to bootleg the show and got pissed off when someone said “dude that was awesome!!”. Stay home with your iPod and let the rest of us scream and spill beer all over each other. You won’t be missed.
Don’t talk over comedians either. Those jokers will rip you a new one. There’s nothing scarier than a comic meltdown.
sorry your band sucks