ARGHHHH!!! Hulk FURIOUS!! Why? Because right after Hulk donate $17 of hard-earned Hulk money to puny Democrat president candidate Jay Inslee, puny Jay Inslee DROP OUT OF RACE!
Hulk disappointed for two reasons! 1) Hulk put all Hulk eggs in puny Inslee’s basket—but when puny Inslee quits, Hulk not get eggs back?!? 2) Puny Inslee was best “green” candidate—which mean puny Inslee ONLY candidate looking out for Hulk! Now Hulk have to spend hours scraping “Puny Inslee for President” sticker off recumbent bike!
Also! Now Hulk need new candidate—which am not easy! Everybody have opinion for Hulk, especially “so-called” “friends” the “Avengers”! Here who they support:
Iron Man Drunk Tony Stark: Tony Stark is mean drunk and rich capitalist, so him vote for Trump. UGH!! Drunk Tony Stark also laugh at Hulk and ask Hulk how Hulk vote if Hulk can’t fit in voting booth! (APPARENTLY Drunk Tony Stark never hear of vote-by-mail!) ARGGH!! Hulk hate Drunk Tony Stark!!
Hawkeye: Hawkeye am Bernie bro, of course. (Hulk eye-roll!) When Hulk tell Hawkeye that Hulk like puny Inslee, Hawkeye scream at Hulk on Twitter for two hours about how Hulk is “conspiring with the DNC against Bernie!!” Wow Hawkeye! You really win Hulk over! (That sarcasm. Hulk mean opposite!)