The I, Anonymous Blog is good for many things—no, seriously! But it’s most helpful function is supplying the world with a way to give un-asked for advice anonymously. For example, the I, Anonymous submission from this helpful young lady:
To the handsome young man living in my apartment building: I’m a young, attractive, SINGLE female. I think you’re very cute, and would love to add you to my rotation of young suitors, but… your unicycle? That’s a deal breaker. It’s clear you love your unicycle; you even had it fitted with a thick mountain bike tire (all the better for extreme urban unicycling). And okay, to tell you the truth, your athleticism is kind of impressive. It’s not that I hate all one-wheeled modes of transport, but I refuse to be “that girl whose boyfriend rocks a unicycle.” Anyhow, I just wanted to let you know. Hopefully you’ll read this and purchase a bike, car, or motorcycle—anything less childish than a unicycle—and then, please do give me a call. I’m waiting.—Anonymous
Do you have some advice (or a juicy rant or confession) you’d like to share with the world? Drop it off in the “home of the helpful people”—no, seriously—the I, Anonymous Blog.
Who gets that offended by unicycles?
“it’s”? Damn. Slipping on grammar 101 there.