IT’S THURRRRRRSDAY. Which is the new post-apocalyptic way of saying “Thursday.” And that means it’s time to power through the end of the week with some help from the Mercury Cheer Up Club, bringing you the biggest laughs from today on the internet! THURRRRRRSDAY.
Today in “And the award for ‘Best Action Movie’ goes to…” news:
Quarantined stuntmen, bruh… pic.twitter.com/nYSOqzAzBs
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 22, 2020
Today in “Okay, now do The Little Mermaid!” news:
and now, for the finale, my magnum opus: BEAUTY AND THE BEAST part I pic.twitter.com/R37J7nF5Cw
— Mary Neely (@mneelzy) April 23, 2020
Today in “Important Clay Aiken news” news:
BREAKING: CLAY AIKEN LEAVES SINGING TO BECOME A BOWL FOR TORTILLA CHIPS! pic.twitter.com/Vz2kO8YDZn
— dina martina (@dinamartina) April 23, 2020
Today in “Okay, this is the weirdest porn I’ve ever seen” news:
“This is Dad’s new invention to cut my toenails. A ‘hammock’ for me to float in while I’m distracted with peanut butter on the wall. 🙄 It may have worked, but I will never trust a towel again. Isolation is getting out of hand. 😳👀”
(littledaisydachshund / IG) pic.twitter.com/tzm967SB4t— The Puppies Club (@thepuppiesclub) April 23, 2020
Today in “No… THIS is the weirdest porn I’ve ever seen” news:
having a cold one pic.twitter.com/W4N7ioxcOT
— Timmly (@malefujoshi) April 23, 2020
And finally, today in “For the sequel, do it with a hot slice of pizza!” news:
Coffee. Quarantine. Billie Jean.
The internet is undefeated…😂😂pic.twitter.com/UEwK2kiMKU
— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) April 22, 2020
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