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I am a fan of the Rock. This is because the Rock is fucking awesome. If you don’t already know how fucking awesome the Rock is—WHICH YOU SHOULD—then I urge you to partake in what I sometimes like to call “The Best Double Feature of All Time.” (At other times, I refer to it with a slightly gayer term, “The Rock/Seann William Scott Double Shot.”) It consists of watching The Rundown and Southland Tales in quick succession, and there is a necessary cool-down/meditation period immediately following, in which you will realize that your life has forever changed for the better.

ANYWAY. The Rock’s new movie, a remake of Race to Witch Mountain, opens today, and Alison’s review is here.

Also in the august pages of the Mercury‘s film section this week: I interview one of my favorite directors, Steven Soderbergh, Courtney talks about wanting to be a Ballerina, and Kamala takes a look at The Hunker Down to Rise Above Cinema Show.

Also, a look at Stacy Peralta’s new doc, Crips and Bloods: Made in America, and Ned’s web-exclusive review of the latest from the Whitest Kids U’ Know, Miss March.

So head on out to those theaters, people. If nothing else, pretty pictures on a giant screen might keep you from breaking down into tears over the price of popcorn.

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com.