Personally, I don’t taste much difference between an A-hole and a B-hole… but then I’m funny like that. However, the people in this ad for Hardee’s new Biscuit Holes have a lot of opinions… mmm… about holes.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

Brilliant.
Finally, I agree with Will about something.