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Look, There’s a Monkey on Karl Rove’s Head.

Erik HenriksenNovember 30, 2009 11:21 amJuly 12, 2022 8:18 pm

I don’t know what the fuck to do with this, but for some reason, I feel like it needs to be seen. Via some press release I just received:

Crystal, star of Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian, makes friends with Karl Rove on Fox and Friends in celebration of the Blu-ray and DVD release on 12/1.

Do with this information what you will.

Erik Henriksen

With honor and distinction, Erik Henriksen served as the executive editor of the Portland Mercury from 2004 to 2020. He can now be found at henriksenactual.com. More by Erik Henriksen

3 replies on “Look, There’s a Monkey on Karl Rove’s Head.”

Graham says:

November 30, 2009 12:05 pm at 12:05 pm

I fucking hope that Crystal takes a shit on Karl’s bald dome. That would be amazing.
Dave Bow says:

November 30, 2009 12:05 pm at 12:05 pm

All the partisan rhetoric in the world cannot argue with the look of joy on a child’s face.
jacob.s says:

November 30, 2009 1:43 pm at 1:43 pm

Monkey? That “monkey” looks like a little devil with horns and all.

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