OMG! I can’t believe you actually paid your taxes today!! Didn’t you know that there is NO LEGAL LAW IN THE LAWYERING BOOKS OF LEGALITY that says you HAVE to pay your taxes? Oh. You didn’t know that. Hmmm… well… better luck next year! And watch this video.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

11 replies on “Did You Pay Your Taxes Today? Then YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!”

  1. It is true, Dr. Wiley, that government didn’t create us. But no one forces us to contribute to the government-built system. Homeless people understand this. And so did you, back when you were building robots and battling Mega Man.

  2. There is not one normal-looking person in that video. As a general rule, I never take legal advice from a lady with “crazy eyes.”

  3. @Blabby: Or relationship advice, or financial advice, or, really, any advice at all.

    Crazy eyes don’t lead to good places.

  4. willie nelson fell victim to this one… at the eventual cost of $17 million dollars. In the mid 90’s, he released an album called “the IRS tapes: who’ll buy my memories” in an effort to help pay back everything he owed.

  5. Graham, let’s go file that ballot initiative next week. Oregon will be the most badass state in the union! Move over TCU, Tennessee, Florida. Pacific University will be headed to a BCS bowl within a decade!

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