[Cool job alert! The Mercury‘s sister company, Index Media, is looking for a Marketing and Production Coordinator for advice guru Dan Savage’s projects and our cool film fests (HUMP!, SPLIFF, SLAY, SCOOP). IS THAT PERSON YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW? Check out the deets below!—eds] INDEX MEDIA SEEKS A MARKETING & PRODUCTION COORDINATOR Who We […]
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Stuck Inside? Need Money? Submit Your Mini-Movie to CoFF—the Confinement Film Fest!
From the creators of Savage Love, HUMP!, and SPLIFF, we’re thrilled to announce… CoFF! The Confinement (online) Film Festival! And big news… due to overwhelming interest, we’re extending the deadline until Friday, May 15! YOU… ARE… WELCOME! Have you sanitized and rearranged your apartment? Twice? Finished Tiger King? Learned a Third Eye Blind song on […]
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Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks! (Deadline Friday!)
FR86 / GETTY IMAGES We’ve all been there—an online date that goes horribly, hilariously wrong or starts so badly it never gets off the ground in the first place. Don’t just tell your friends… TELL IT TO THE WORLD! Now you can turn your dreadfully funny experience into COLD HARD CASH with the Mercury’s “Online […]
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Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks! (Deadline Friday!)
FR86 / GETTY IMAGES We’ve all been there—an online date that goes horribly, hilariously wrong or starts so badly it never gets off the ground in the first place. Don’t just tell your friends… TELL IT TO THE WORLD! Now you can turn your dreadfully funny experience into COLD HARD CASH with the Mercury’s “Online […]
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Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!
FR86 / GETTY IMAGES We’ve all been there—an online date that goes horribly, hilariously wrong or starts so badly it never gets off the ground in the first place. Don’t just tell your friends… TELL IT TO THE WORLD! Now you can turn your dreadfully funny experience into COLD HARD CASH with the Mercury’s “Online […]
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Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!
FR86 / GETTY IMAGES We’ve all been there—an online date that goes horribly, hilariously wrong or starts so badly it never gets off the ground in the first place. Don’t just tell your friends… TELL IT TO THE WORLD! Now you can turn your dreadfully funny experience into COLD HARD CASH with the Mercury’s “Online […]
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Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!
FR86 / GETTY IMAGES We’ve all been there—an online date that goes horribly, hilariously wrong or starts so badly it never gets off the ground in the first place. Don’t just tell your friends… TELL IT TO THE WORLD! Now you can turn your dreadfully funny experience into COLD HARD CASH with the Mercury’s “Online […]
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Take the Mercury Reader Survey—You Could Win $250!
Valeriya21 / iStock / Getty Here are two things I know about you: 1) You have smart opinions. 2) You like eaaaaasy money. That’s why you’re the perfect person to take the Mercury Reader Survey! Look, we want to do a good job for you. We think we know what you like, but we want […]
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Need Extra Cash? Short on Time? Then You Could Be a Mercury Delivery Driver!
H. ARMSTRONG ROBERTS/RETROFILE/GETTY IMAGES If you need a side hustle that provides extra cash, for just a few hours a week, and gets you outdoors, then join the few, the proud, the Mercury Delivery Squad! Check out the description below and see if this is the right job for you (or someone you know)! The […]
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Financial Survival Guide: How I Learned to Love Austerity
ALABASTER PIZZO Let’s imagine for a moment you really need a jet ski. (Of course, no one “needs” a jet ski unless they are a butthole, but bear with me.) You have an okay job that pays the bills, but your savings are anemic, and if you missed a paycheck it would be a moderate-to-serious […]
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Rich Person Howard Schultz Forgets How Much We Hate Rich People; Threatens to Run for President
Howard Schultz Makes “Grande” Mistake, and… GET IT?? Ugh. Never mind. Stephen Brashear / Stringer / Getty News You know… it’s easy to make mistakes. I make them a lot! Though in my defense, I usually don’t make the mistake after hearing millions of people say “if you do this, it will be a HUUUUUGE […]
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Here’s Everything We Know About Cannabis Stocks! (Spoiler: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )
PANAMA7 / GETTY IMAGES I’m often asked what I think about investing in the rapidly expanding cannabis stock markets. My response is the same as what you’d get if you asked a dog for his take on the intricacies of German biodynamic farming—near zero comprehension, evidenced by a tilting of the head, and possibly licking […]