Who are you calling dumb now? This is an awesome idea. Making a workout DVD with a “bonus abs” feature is the best, and one of the only, career moves this guy can make. (I don’t think the rap career is going to happen. It would probably be best not to rule out porn, though. (His brother’s in the business! And there’s already this. Both things I learned when I squinted through one eye after gritting my teeth and typing “The Situation + porn” into Google.) Incidentally, he recently tweeted, “nj age of consent is 16 nuff said” which almost made me barf into the garbage can next to my desk.)

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But still! Bonus abs!

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6 replies on “The Situation is Making a Workout DVD!!”

  1. I agree with Graham. He’s tightening those abs up as best he can, and things still aren’t all that impressive.

    As for that sex tape, I feel an onset of gonorrhea just thinking about it…..

  2. Are you kidding? I’ll be the first in line to buy any dvd with the Sitch… as long as I can play it on mute. Although, I wont be doing any ab exercises. Throw in a Snookie face punch on loop, and I’ll buy 2 copies.

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