As you’ve heard, Lindsay Lohan is going to jail today to serve a 90 day sentence for violating her probation. TMZ is covering her walk of shame live on their urine stream, and of course, it’s fascinating in a Samuel Beckett Waiting for Godot sort of way. WATCH IT HERE!

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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)