KATU has the scoop on the most bizarre Juggalo-related kidnapping plot you will read about today. The details are a little confusing, but basically it involves the city of Corvallis, a “gut feeling,” Craigslist, a mugshot of a woman with a shiner, and kidnapping clown gangs.
Whatever, here is a quote worthy of a thousand Pulitzers:
Appelt, who is tied to a gang that wears clown makeup, known as The Juggalos, has not been charged with a crime.
The Juggalo Gang has been foiled again! But where will these Faygo-fueled gangsters strike next? Until they are stopped, no one is safe. I’ve seen Colors, this can’t end well.
Thanks to our former coworker Scott Moore for the link. He left this fine publication to follow ICP around the country (career wise, this is considered a lateral move), and has never looked back.
First off Juggalos and Juggalettes are not a gang we are a family and second just cause sum stupid kids paint up chug faygo listen to icp and committ a crime doesn’t affilliate them to my juggalo and juggalette family i am a juggalo myself by the way.