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THIS JUST IN: Justin Bieber will be playing himself (though not necessarily with himself) in a 3-D biographical movie based on his life—BUT WAIT IT GETS BETTER! In negotiations to direct the movie is the same guy who directed An Inconvenient Truth!
Yesssssss. YESSSSSSSSS. YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!
Update! Your impotent rage is palpable. And I’m enjoying it.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
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This is getting old. Like me.
Wm.™ Steven, isn’t that your shade of lipstick on the Biebercheek?
An Inconvenient Truth II: The Sex Poodle
@bbbbb
Actually, that’s where I held his face down on the stove. We have a complicated relationship.
ARGH FUCK BIEBER
ARGH FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER
Don’t you have a paper to edit, Steven? Really annoying to have to see all this crap on the blog.
WSH, you forgot your usual EEEEEEE!
@ Paul Cone
Gotcha again, Paul! Oh, how easily you continue to stumble into my Bieber traps.
@ Ujfoyt
Oh. EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!