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In a real bullshit move, and also one that will not do wonders for their rep, the Juggalos attacked internet celeb Tila Tequila with rocks, bottles and feces at their annual Gathering. Says Tequila to TMZ via Daily Swarm:

“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

A witness who did not want to be identified because he feared Juggalo retribution told CNN:

“She was taunting them,” he said. “She didn’t know how to handle them. She didn’t understand the dynamic.”

The rocks and bottles flew harder and faster when Tequila bared her breasts, he said.

“She took her top off and they got really violent,” he said.

The CNN report says that she eventually escaped with blood running down her face. Whatever you think of Tila Tequila, obviously no one deserves this type of treatment, and the people who did this to her are absolute pricks and have destroyed any good will the Juggs may have had. And the guy in the video below who witnessed the attack, and thinks its the funniest thing in the world is a useless prick without a shred of human decency as well. Audio NSFW.

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

9 replies on “Faux Celebrity Tila Tequila Assaulted by Faux Clowns”

  1. @TSW +1

    So throwing a water bottle at das bieb is okay, but throwing feces at TT is not? I don’t see the difference…oh wait, yes I do b/c I’m not a douchebag!

  2. Can’t someone set up an alternative festival (complete with infomercial) that’s just a ruse? Lure thousands of these dumb pricks to some remote campground, lock them in, take their meth away, and give them some sort of societal rehabilitation for a few weeks. Maybe I should apply for a grant for a Juggalo Deprogramming Service.

  3. ugh, what a d-bag!
    it’s one thing to throw a plastic bottle or tomatoes (i still think that’s juvenile ridiculousness), but glass? feces? rocks?
    Yeah, she’s a famewhore, but she doesn’t deserve that, no one does. What do Juggalos have against her anyways? I mean, I’m not sure even why she was there…or why anyone besides actual Juggalos was there…

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