Guys! I know your pants are full of crap over this movie, but I think THIS MOVIE is gonna be even better! Because unlike the bubblegum fluff of this movie, THIS MOVIE shows the gritty, grim reality of Justin Bieber clawing his way slowly to the top—without the aid of a manicurist! Ladies and gentlemen, may I present the trailer for 8 Kilometers: The Gritty Life Story of Justin Bieber.
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
Humphrey totally wants to sodomize that kid! WOCKA, WOCKA, WOCKA!