In this, the penultimate episode of “The Fuckiest Things of 2010,” we explore a topic that goes WAY beyond “fucky” and into “the most horrifying thing you will ever see” territory. In the video below—which I posted back in late June—a crab slithers out of its shell. Which, okay, doesn’t sound all that terrifying… but TRUST ME! Around the :50 mark, what you will see cannot be unseen! And once you DO see this, every nightmare from now until the end of time will feature this horrid abomination crawling all over you naked body!! AND NOT IN A SEXY WAY, EITHER!!
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
If only every leathery old man like Davy Jones could slough off his skin like that, the world would be a better place (and there’d be a lot more raw material for designer shoes).
Steve when you get older and are still dating that happens a lot with women too. By the time the woman you came home finishes removing all the parts she’s an entirely different thing.