I am a liberal, therefore I want to kill babies. This truth we hold to be self-evident. However, in the following clip from The 700 Club (how do I join??), barely cognizant Pat Robertson builds an extremely convincing case that proves once and for all that the reason we want to kill all those babies is to put lesbians on a level playing field.
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Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey
I can’t be the only person that thought he was already dead????????
um…wow. Please stfu and die already pat
B/cuz lesbos cant git preggers
I thought that said Robert Pattinson for a sec.
Hello, turkey basters?