YouTube has a growing and phenomenal collection of Black Friday pandemonium videos from Wal-Marts all across the nation. I’ve pasted a couple of them here for your own amusement/revulsion. Until I looked a bit more closely at them, I kept thinking they were all the same video of the same redneck riot at the same Wal-Mart. And, in a way, I’m still totally right.
This first one, a melee for $2 waffle irons down in Arkansas, went ebola viral today. No wonder people brought their own goddamned pepper spray. (Dare! Listen to all four videos at once and then take an IQ test! How did you do?)

You’d think they were all going for the last loaf of bread back in the old USSR.
To be fair, though, waffles are pretty damned good.
Listen to the incessant shrieking and tell me we didn’t evolve from monkeys. Maybe if someone had starting flinging feces, they would have gotten a few more waffle makers.
….if black friday is the most exciting time of the year for you, you need to re-evaluate your life.
Well, its either this, or Burning Man…
So, riots with people doing actual violence, and not a single riot cop in sight; no baton jabs, no tear gas, no horses charging into the crowd. What, I wonder, makes these scenes so much more acceptable to police than peaceful demonstrations?
and they ignored the campers outside the stores, too
“So, riots with people doing actual violence, and not a single riot cop in sight; no baton jabs, no tear gas, no horses charging into the crowd. What, I wonder, makes these scenes so much more acceptable to police than peaceful demonstrations?”
Goddamn, i could not possibly agree MORE!
NWSpirit and Damosa, you guys know damn well that the cops do not give a shit when poor people inflict violence against each other.
Year after year this happens at Walmarts all across the country, yet they never seem to bother with hiring extra security.
These ladies do not need to eat more waffles.
Heathens.
ass-crack stuck with it and came out with four. well done.