Guys! Meet Charlie Clinton, guys! The most charming hockey announcer you guys will ever see, guys! I could watch this guy for the rest of my life, and never be sad or disappointed, guys! GUYS! Is this thing on? GUYS??
Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.) More by Wm. Steven Humphrey

And boom goes the dynamite.
Oh wait, someone on YouTube already made that joke. Dang.
Guys, I call shenanigans! Guys!
I have no comment on this video, but the headline made me realize how much I miss Barry Melrose.
MELROSE!??! UGH!
Hilarious! I like when he gets mad at someone in the crew for a few seconds near the end.
Melrose is the ESPN in-studio hockey guy. He’s considered a goofball in hockey circles, albeit an entertaining one, a la Don Cherry but much, much more toned down. He’s not good at play-by-play but I like his analysis.