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Thanks for this post, Scrappers, I had many of those questions, though you didn't answer, "why would a man (or anyone) get a lower back tattoo?"

Commenty Colin on February 3, 2011 at 1:19 PM

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as mom used to say: "wear clean underwear honey, you never know when you're going to get photographed getting a tattoo and have it appear on the cover of an alt weekly".

eric cantona on February 3, 2011 at 1:25 PM

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Well done, Scrappers. Next week's cover should be Bruce the Dog getting a Portland Mercury tattoo.

Carl on February 3, 2011 at 1:26 PM

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Mike did my arm tattoos! It's like my dirty underwear is famous now, too.

on February 3, 2011 at 1:28 PM

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answer to your question "how could we make our next cover better than this one?"

scratch and sniff. and don't make it ink or newsprint smell. or B.o.. or something gross. make it coffee with a maple donut and rose garden plus bike grease smell. portlandy.

miguelaron on February 3, 2011 at 1:28 PM

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I think your next cover would be awesomer if it included explosions.

Graham on February 3, 2011 at 1:29 PM

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Justin Bieber, totally exploding.

ROM on February 3, 2011 at 1:45 PM

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Oh good, I hadn't yet reached my RDA of hairy crack and love handles.

theterminizer on February 3, 2011 at 2:19 PM

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Two words: light display. Like those magic cereal boxes....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vW_GeievTk…

Another World Blog on February 3, 2011 at 2:21 PM

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You mean that wasn't Smirks back ? I guess I will not be seeing it wiggling in front of me down Interstate Avenue.

Rosy on February 3, 2011 at 5:28 PM

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Just curious how much beer was involved. It must have been a shit load.

ujfoyt on February 3, 2011 at 11:22 PM

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Yes. There was a shit load of beer involved.

scrappers on February 4, 2011 at 9:08 AM

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