As noted earlier this week, I just got back from vacation on the East Coast. Along the way, I snapped some photos of some strange signs. My mind will not rest until I understand what the hell they mean.
First: These handpainted phrases along the roof of what appeared to be a vacated Philly Cheesesteak stand in Philadelphia.



Second: This mural painted on the side of a school outbuilding in rural North Carolina. Interpretations, anyone?


Isn’t it fun to roam around high?
This one is easy.
1. Extremist Christian Paint Store
2. Vegan Fetish Boutique
3. Pedo Toy/Candy Store
4. Smurgle
5. Nun and Monk being attacked by yob soccer fans
There it is.
My bad. Last one is headless monk trying to poop out a wolf while being attacked by yob soccer fans.
2nd one is a variation of ‘No swimming’ by Norman Rockwell. Not sure what the boys have to do with that headless hobo.