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Just thought you should know!

Bang bang, choo-choo train, let me see you shake that thang. Wm. Steven Humphrey is the editor-in-chief of the Portland Mercury and has held the job since 2000. (So don’t get any funny ideas.)

4 replies on “Hey Guys! I Just Turned My Iron Man Slurpee Cup into a Tissue Dispenser!”

  1. I can tell a lot from this photo. You’re left-handed, or sometimes wish you were, you work as some sort of editor, you keep a shell around your fragile ego, while pretending that you don’t give a damn, you wish you could take more vacations, you’re an arrested-development case, and you masturbate a lot. Also, you need a better camera.

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