GET YOUR ASSSS TO MAAAAAHRS!

Here's an idea...don't go see it.

I haven´t read yet anything of the article cuz am straight out of work, but I´ll go see it, of course I will. Erm, if they can get Arnold Sharsenegger (Typo) to play the main role again, it will be good. Like Really good.

Then I´ll get all the merchandising and hope for paraphernalia related to the movie to come out. I bet the part were he nose-sucks-out a big ball of something will look different with the high tech new wave special effects that are available now. I don´t condemn thee. Make it 3D 5 way surround sound.

This is total bullcrap. I heard they are remaking "The Thing" as well. Just crap.

Hey stupid kids: go rent the original.

Is Avel Gordly behind this?

They should instead make a movie from a different PKD novel. Ubik, for instance.

Wholesale is too goofy a story for a summer blockbuster. It's only going to work if they cast Leslie Nielson in a prominent role, which I somehow doubt will happen.

But I think Leslie Nielson should be in every movie, so what do I know.

SUCK

Weird. I just listened to the audiobook of 'Wholesale' yesterday on the bus.

Anyhow. Making another movie out of that story is a horrible idea. The Schwarzenegger film from '91 was just fine for what it was. Why mess with it?

Furthermore, why keep cannibalizing stories over and over with ridiculous, bloated remakes? Was there a finite amount of creative imagination available to humanity, and we've somehow used it all up or something?

Heavens to Murgatroyd, people, can't we do better than this?!?!

When they remake my life, I hope I have straighter teeth.

The OG film is such dumb fun -- Ahnold versus Sharon Stone, three-titted alien whores, the eyeball bustin' finale, Michael Ironside being Michael Ironside, plus classic Schwarz-liners like "SEE YOU AT THE PAH-TY" and "CONSIDER DAT A DIVORCE".

I hope someone in a meeting said, "What this franchise needs is... is a breath of fresh air!"