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Olympic Condom Shortage

It’s been well documented that once Olympic athletes complete their events it’s time to fuck. But wait! There’s a condom shortage in Vancouver! Apparently supplies are running perilously low: Health officials in Vancouver have already provided 100,000 free condoms to the roughly 7,000 athletes and officials at the Games. That’s about 14 condoms per person. […]

Posted inTV

You Tell ‘Em, Conan!

O’Brien says he will leave, rather than be bumped back: In a statement Tuesday afternoon, Mr. Oโ€™Brien said, โ€œI sincerely believe that delaying the โ€˜Tonight Showโ€™ into the next day to accommodate another comedy program will seriously damage what I consider to be the greatest franchise in the history of broadcasting. โ€˜The Tonight Showโ€™ at […]

Posted inGeek

Twitter is Jealous

It’s weird to think that computers didn’t always make getting laid easier… A friend of mine—like me—doesn’t use Facebook. As a result, last Friday he missed a party in his own home. No one in the house of six roommates thought to mention it anywhere but online. It’s not surprising, I suppose, considering that Facebook […]

Posted inPolitics

Obama’s Speech

H/T to anonymous commenter Oh for Christ’s sake—for the first time during an Obama speech I’m screaming at the TV in disgust. Did that motherfucker really come right out of the gate with a history of 9/11? It was downright Bushian. I’m sick. And what happened to the idea that antagonizing Muslim populations makes us […]

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